Dear Leader Indeed! I don't remember being forced to sing Reagan's praises when I was 8. It appears the link has been censored by Big Brother O! Or USSR Young Pioneer Camps sued over copyright violations. I'll try to find another link. In the meantime check out the official page of the group. Seeing Jeff Zucker's name on the list was not surprising, but it was disheartening. Jeff Zucker is the President of NBC. At least no sane person can claim the media is somehow objective.
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saw this on the net thought you might like it!!
From the MANITOBA HERALD, Canada (a very underground paper): The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into
Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.
The possibility of a McCain/Palin election is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll
soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights activists and
Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,' said Manitoba
farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. 'He asked
me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even
get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?'
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried
installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields.
'Not real effective,' he said. 'The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk.'
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo
station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves.
'A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions,' an Ontario border patrolman said. 'I found one carload
without a drop of drinking water. 'They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though.'
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from
conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the McCain administration establishing re-education camps in which
liberals will be forced to shoot wolves from airplanes, deny evolution, and act out drills preparing them for the Rapture.
In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior
citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in
powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers
on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s.
'If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age,' an official
said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the
good Susan Sarandon movies.
'I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them,' an Ottawa resident said.
'How many art-history and English majors does one country need?'
That was brilliant! I loved the 'stuffed into Volvo station wagons' line.
I like the "they had no drinking water but they did have a nice Napa valley cabernet!"
the best line though was "if they can't identify the accordion player from The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age."
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