A Warning to Parents

This just in, Australia has determined that fairy-stories are dangerous to children. The remedy is to put a warning at the end of each story telling children not to attempt what the children in the story do. So, no talking to wolves, or sleeping and eating in a bear's house, or eating a witch's gingerbread house. Dang, I now need to strike these from the list, to-do-before-I-die.