AT&T wireless announced that they are introducing more bars in more places...Homer Simpson could be heard saying, "Woo Hoo!!"
Michael Moore wants to invite Fidel Castro to the Academy awards...I guess Mike wants to give Fidel a refresher in human rights violations as Fidel got a little soft on those librarians he gave life sentences to. The awards show plus private screenings of Moore's movies should do the trick.
Barack Obama has been making people faint at his rallies...nobody says nothing better than Barack.
China wants details on the shootdown of that disabled spy satellite...just wait guys, Hillary will be back in office soon enough, then you will have all the access to top secret info once again.
China also had some choice words for Steven Spielberg withdrawing from the Olympics...Steven can say goodbye to that Cultural Revolution scrapbook signed by Chairman Mao.
Another of Putin's enemies is dead in the UK...nothing to see here!
Ahmadinejad called Israelis bacteria or viruses to be eliminated...he's just a lovable fellow who means no harm to anyone. Didn't you see his 60 minutes interview?
The Sun is not cooperating with the Global Warming Apocalypse crowd. It has yet to start its next solar cycle...the northern hemisphere is experiencing a colder winter, go figure!!
Fortis Bank, in Holland, has stopped giving away piggy-banks so as not to offend Muslims...a resounding 'Amen' could be heard from the Archbishop of Canterbury.
Bob Geldolf praised President Bush and his unprecedented support for Africa...Kanye West reminded Mr. Geldolf that Bush does not care about black people.
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On a serious note I really do not like Sir Bob Geldolf, but I really respected him yesterday when I read that story. He criticised the liberal media in the USA for being just as bad as the people they criticise because they censored the news by not reporting the story on George Bush. What did the liberal media do? They failed to report Bob Geldolf's comments as well! Well done Sir Bob for standing up and being fair to an opponent. Its a rare quality in the modern world
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