Saturday, December 27, 2008

Why Caroline Kennedy is Qualified...

Compared to Sarah Palin.

1 a tie): she is a Kennedy and a Democrat (not a low-born Republican).

2): She went to Harvard undergrad and Columbia Law (she is obviously much smarter).

3): She is an author, which means so much when considering a C.V. (Palin does not even know how to read if media reports are true).

4): She is on the board of many non-profit organization which means she really cares for people (Palin only cares about corporate profit).

5): She has always lived in a big city which means she does not carry those small town prejudices (small town values means you are racist and you shoot helpless animals) .

6): She believes abortion is just fine (no daughter of hers would be allowed to stay pregnant).

7): She believes in Public Education (even though her kids attend private school and heaven forbid she be on the PTA let alone act as the PTA president).

8): She does not toil in commerce, dirtying her hands in filthy profits (Palin worked in a for-profit business which means she is for injustice).

9:) Look how important she is! The country cannot be without a Kennedy in the Senate when Ted dies (Sarah who?).

10:) She lived in London for nine months while studying art which equals foreign policy experience (Palin only deals with Canada being a border state).

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