Tuesday, April 21, 2009

It's All Fatty's Fault

Irrefutable proof has been given that fat people are ruining the climate. And we all know that the most fat people live in the USA, so once again, the US is leading the way in destroying the planet. The most puzzling quote was from OXFAM; they claim a 50% increase in climate related disaster over the next 6 years. Really? I predict a 50% decrease in independent thinking and reason based arguments at OXFAM over the next 2 days.

Why doesn't anyone do a study on the carbon emissions caused by despotic thugs and the lack of freedom? How much CO2 is pumped into the atmosphere because the West flies in billions of tonnes of food to nations where people are displaced by power hungry warlords? In the terribly cynical world of my mind, I guess the dead and dying peasantry in these oppressed countries count as carbon offsets to the abuses of the despots and thugs. Nothing to see hear.

UPDATE:

This sort of nonsense is working to scare the wits out of children. The fear-mongering of the enviros has a plurality of kids believing the world will be uninhabitable when they are adults!!! Environmentalism seems to have become the last refuge of the scoundrel...or at least the out-of-work totalitarian propaganda writer.

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