Action Alert!

USA, Hands off Somalia and its pirates, er...I mean people. Your oppressive imperialism perpetuates poverty in the horn of Africa forcing a desperate people to use violence in order to survive. We demand justice be done to the number one terrorist organization in the world, the US military which is the tool of Corporate globalization, an oppressor of Iraq and its people, and a perpetrator of violence against the peaceful people of Afghanistan. We demand global corporations to repatriate all monies and resources stolen from developing countries. We demand and end to global warming, racism, sexism, discrimination and colonialism. We demand fair wages for all workers around the world and the just distribution of assets to be properly maintained by fairly elected governments. No justice, No peace.

That was fun. My first excursion into writing left-wing, ax-grinding, propaganda is now complete and only took a couple minutes. The key is to make unsubstantiated assertions based on loose facts, rumor and suspected conspiracies, mix it with the language of justice, and then you have an unassailable high-ground from which to take pot-shots at all your detractors. Who can be against justice? Who can be against equality? Who can be against the environment? Only people shilling for the military, corporations, and enemies of the people, that's who!