Defining Mac and Melissa

So I saw this game on a friend's blog and decided to copy it here
You type "(someone's name) is" into Google (with quote marks) and see what comes up. Here we go!

So.....
Mac is not a typewriter
A healthy Mac is a happy Mac
Mac is SuperDuper from Shirt Pocket Software
Mac is governed by a Board of Directors
Mac is plain frustrating
Mac is an additive
Mac is expressed as a percentage of volume
Mac is back
MAC is relatively unaffected by species, sex, or duration of anesthesia
Mac is just a good quality mark-up brand

And i guess i should be fair and define myself:
Melissa is an ancient title
Melissa is inspired by the chance of eventually being a soccer (football) super star
Melissa is the fastest growing North Texas community
Melissa is a "black widow" (oh dear, don't tell Mac!)
Melissa is convicted of manslaughter (WHAT?!)
Melissa is locally owned and operated
Melissa is one of "those" people
And finally:
Melissa is right!